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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

Why was the black man holding the knife in such a particular manner? Because he was getting dinner ready for his family.

What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

Two guys walk into a bar. This is really exciting as they haven't seen each other for two years and are looking forward to catching up.

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What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

What did Helen Keller say when she fell off a cliff? That never happened. I just checked Wikipedia.

Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

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