- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When Chuck Norris dives into a pool... he gets wet due to the aqueous nature of the water

What do you call a deer with one eye? Injured.

What's black, then white, then dead all over? Michael Jackson

There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

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