- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

what goes boo a sock

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

How come grilled cheese?

I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

A man did not like this site

"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

How many kids does Buzz Light Year have? To infinity and beyond!!

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??