that krista chich from the below joke accepted me as a friend, then she blocked me. haha WOW, she realy is a bitch.

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What was Helen Keller's favorite activity? fingering herself...

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When Chuck Norris dives into a pool... he gets wet due to the aqueous nature of the water

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eat a hot dog

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There was once a family of termites. There was a Papa termite, a Mama termite, and a baby termite, called Motor. One day they reached a big fat log, and they decided they'd bore through. So first went Papa. Bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore...then out came Papa! Next came Mama. Bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore...then out came Mama! Last came Motor. Bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore...then out bored Motor!

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In what way are a pile of deceased children and a Ferrari F430 similar? Neither can be found in my garage, nor anywhere under my possession. As for the Ferrari, this is an unfortunate truth. Due to Ferraris' high level of desirability, and to their low supply, the cost of one such car is much more than an average person can afford. As for the pile of deceased children, anyone in possesion (for lack of a better term, as one can not truly possess another human being, even post mortem) of such a grotesque thing is probably too sick and twisted to be submitting jokes with no apparent climax in hopes of stimulating the minds of the joke's readers sense of humor.

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What's black, then white, then dead all over? Michael Jackson

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What do you call a deer with one eye? Injured.

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Scenario - Two astronauts are kayaking down the Sahara dessert. Question - How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse? Answer - Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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What did the alcoholic say to the blind man? Nothing. But he beat his wife and kids savagely.

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What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

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three people come to a serial killers house. one was annoying one was immature and one was stupid he would put them all in the same boat. then he towed it into shark infested waters, sunk it and watched them speak their mind. the annoying one said "nah nah nuh boo boo you cant eat me!" the immature one said "im gonna ride one!" and the stupid one said "could you please tell your sharks to stop eating my leg? i need it to swim away from these sharks that are eating my leg." moral of the story: dont go to serial killers homes. they will most likely kill you.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

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What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

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I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

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- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

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I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

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