- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

Invisible Children Foundation.

what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

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