- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

a skinny sumo wrestler

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

Once, I went to Peru.

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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