why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

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Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

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I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMMBBBWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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knock knock whose there banana banana who well, since a banana is a fruit and not human, it does not have parents and thus no last name was given to it.

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When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

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What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

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Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

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How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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Rush Limbaugh

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How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

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What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

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What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

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why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

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What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

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Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

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What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

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Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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I have read the terms and conditions

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Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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