- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

How do you confuse a blond? Dress up as Lady Gaga and yell "Ni!" in her face.

If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

boobs!

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??