Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

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Do you work at subway? Because you are giving me a footlong. Yes, please, on white bread, with turkey, ham, white cheddar, and all of the vegetables. Maybe a little bit of sweet onion sauce and sub sauce. Sure, that will be a combo with chips. Thank you very much.

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Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

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Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

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The word "Walter" is never funny.

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YEAH THEY DO!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

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why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

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Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

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If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

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what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

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Do you want icecream, Björn?

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I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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