- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What comes after 23? 24.

josh is a skinny headed keppy mong

A lumberjack wearing women's underwear under his clothes walks into a bar. Several Canadian Mounties stand up and surround him, compliment him on his cooking and offer to go looking for some wild flowers for his herb collection.

Once upon a time, a handsome prince met a beautiful princess. They both fell in love with each other. They then got married and lived happily ever after.

How do you get a black man out of his house? you ring the doorbell.

A man sees another man sitting on a bench with a pickle in his ear. He asks the man "Why do you have a pickle in your ear?" The other man replies "What? I couldn't hear you because I have a pickle in my ear."

whats the difference between sand and period blood? You cannot gargle sand.

What's the difference between Stephani and a momma hippo? The mother hippo is slowly but surely losing weight while Stephani is packing on the pounds! :)

What did the man say when he was stabbed on the street? Nothing, because he died.

Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

life is like a box of chocolates... it doesnt last long for fat peopl

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

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