The movie starts off with Tom Cruz jumping out of a plane. He hits the ground and dies, end of movie. - Cole G.

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How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

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If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

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what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

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What do you call an African-American, Latino, Asian, and Canadian all on the same football team? A reasonably diverse group of teammates who are most likely good acquaintances.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Indians

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Roses are red violets are blue, I have no pickup line, just Get your tits out

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what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

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What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

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So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

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If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

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why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

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I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

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a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks.

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What did the girl say to the guy who poked her on Facebook? You poked me.

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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