Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

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Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

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NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

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A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

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A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

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here kitty kitty

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

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Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

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What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

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did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

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Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

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what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

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What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

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What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

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Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

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Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

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How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

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Why did the teacher arrive late for class? Because his father had a stroke the night before, and they had to rush to the hospital and because of exhaustion, he missed the bus, and arrived ten minutes late.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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A black man, a Muslim man, and a Jewish man walk into a bar so the bartender says, "Get the f*** out."

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just imagine like a whole dad no imagine like 1000 dads an army of dads ready to conquer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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