Helen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it "NUuhHUhhuUUUuhhhuuuuumph!"

Noses are red, Lips are blue, I have hypothermia, So do you.

Why couldn't the blind man drive? His sight impairment made him unable to fulfill the task without harming himself and potentially other people.

A black person dies.

Yo mama's so fat that she has a heart condition.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

On christmas, a bunch of happy kids get machine guns for christmas.Meanwhile in afghanistan, a bunch of dissapointed kids are getting ice skates.

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

Knock knock Shut up

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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