Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

Chuck Norris is dead......

How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

Manchester City

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

WHART++EWEEEEEEEP FLARPEN CARPEN FLARP

"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids­­­."

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

knock knock!? . . No.

How much is that doggie in the window? $4.95 + Shipping&Handling

I'm homeless.

What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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