So the priest took the 6 year old boy into the confessional...and He told him to say 3 Hail Mary's.

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Why is it a shame if a kid gets run over by a car? I like the newspaper headlines about stabbings better.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

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"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

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What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

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When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

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How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

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Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

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I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

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If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

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Your mother is so fat that people make rude comments about her behind her back, but they shouldn't because she's a really nice lady.

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wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

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What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

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What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

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What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

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(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

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hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

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what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

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How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

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what is orange? an orange

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what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

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How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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