What the the Tyrannosaurus say to the chicken? Dinosaurs are extinct and even if they were not, it would not say anything to a domestic fowl, it would most likely devour it with one bite.

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Why did the black man have drugs? He had a very serious medical condition that involved putting himself at a high risk at any time without proper medications, therefore he requires drugs to sustain him and hopefully prevent him from dying. To immediately believe that he was in possession of illegal drugs is a very racist assumption that is representative of one of the numerous racial problems that faces our society today.

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What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? A puppy, but it was left too long in a wrapped up box without air, it quickly suffocated and ruined the kids chirstmas.

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WELL YOU ARE ALL A ROOF. So pie, my dearest Adam. Like a butthole.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

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What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

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A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

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What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

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How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

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Jack Stevens

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I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

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what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

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what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

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What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

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Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

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A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

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This sentance contains three errers

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Why did the blonde flunk out of school? Because she was a fucking idiot.

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What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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