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what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

A blonde walks into an electrics shop and asks to buy a television set. The shop-owner explains that she is signalling a microwave and is concerned for her mental wellbeing.

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor