- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

A seal walks into a club.

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

Q: What do you call a black pilot. A: A pilot you racist.

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