- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

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What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.