Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

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how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

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Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

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Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

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Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

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Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

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Albino African Americans

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

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two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

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What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

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Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

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People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

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What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

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What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

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What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

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Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

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Patient: Doctor Doctor! Every Time I Drink Some Tea, My Eye Is Really Sore! Doctor: Next Time Take The Spoon Out...

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* How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? * He just need to go to the Register Office and change his name to "a man"

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Why did a black person get gingivitis? He repeatedly didn't brush which caused both dental plaque and tartar getting filled with harmful bacteria, and if they aren't removed from teeth, they will begin to irritate the gums and cause gingivitis.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

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Q. How do you make time fly? A. It is highly impossible to make time fly for there is 24 hours in a day, 60 minutes in an hour, and 60 seconds in a minute so therefore the time flows how it should and we do not have such power to do it even though many people claim they do when they know they really don't

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Fucked up quotes: "When walking trough hell, keep going!" (I just turn back and walk the other way thank you, I mean worst case I walk trough heaven right?" "Never give up, ever ever ever ever ever..." (Ill just end it with etc because I gave up something as hard as... Typing?) "Curiosity killed the cat" (Translated: "Curiosity kills, stay inside forever" What?)

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why couldn't randy turn on his computer? randy is blind and had mistaken his refrigerator for his computer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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