- Anti Joke

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

MRLSIXBWBSOVODKSHAIFKQJXIGJNRMWKSJDIVIVKEBWBEBKGKBODJWBEBJRRKFOBPBPDJWVECTNYLLNNIFUDJEBWKSOXOVOFJSBSBDKCKFKTKEBEJDLDOFIDKDJDHDBENSMSKSKSKSKSJDJDJSNRNTNTKDPQPWJSHCHCJDNEBBSJSKC

You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she