- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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