Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

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Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

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What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

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Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

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Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted *sobs*

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What did the Banana say to the Peach. Nothing, they are incapable of speaking because they are fruit.

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What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

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Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

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Q :Why cant mexicans be firemen A :because they get mixed up by Hosea and Hose B

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Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

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Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

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A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender

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Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

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Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

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What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

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Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

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my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

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Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

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Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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