A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

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Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

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A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

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How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

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What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

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What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

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what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

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when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

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What did the man say to his wife. Hi

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So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

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What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

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Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

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whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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