- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

your mommas so fat i like fat cows is she home?

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

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