- Anti Joke

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

A tree falls in the woods. A deaf boy, who had been frolicking through the forest, is struck down by the tree. He dies. His parents are ridden with grief for years, until finally the father commits suicide. The mother soon remarried and had two more children. Both died before the age of 15. She was a horrible mother.

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

What has two legs and two arms? A Human

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Whats worse than burnt toast? Getting molested