- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. That is highly improbable, due to the fact he is in a wheelchair.

A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

Chuck norris doesnt mow his lawn, He calls someone to do it for him and then he pays them a great deal of money considering he has a large lawn.

What did Chuck Norris say when he stubbed his toe? "Oh shit I stubbed my toe."

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

a. why? b. because

i had sex.

How many dead babies can fit in the trunk of my car? Seven.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted sobs

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