- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

what do you call a young man? a little boy

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

you put the chevy to the levy when your pants fell heave diarea

How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

I once went to a chiropractor. She was so awful looking. You know those weird spiky fish with the lightbulb hanging off it's head? .....I saw one in a documentary once.

jeffrey: Do you know what happened on the 5th of november? gerald: No jeffrey: I cant remember

just imagine like a whole dad no imagine like 1000 dads an army of dads ready to conquer

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer...and the other is a watermelon.

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