- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

How do you make an elf sad? Murder his family.

An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

A horse walks into a bar and the bartendor says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife was just diagnosed with cancer and given only a week to live."

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Go home and hang yourself.

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why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

why did victor sell half of club getaway because he wants a partner why did david buy the half because victors dying

Sometimes I don't make sense, but when I do, I don't

whats yellow after cani...nathan

Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

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