- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

Nero, please cut the bull, I know you work for the feds, you are involved with the FBI, I know, but its not my problem, I just do not like you lying to me.

2 + 2 = 4

What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

A man walks into a bar,gets a drink, and then leaves.

whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

The banana, the raspberry and the pear arrived to the party, then the carrot and the tomato arrived as well, but when the apple and the orange arrived the banana left... ...This where just getting to fruity...

What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

why did arno fly away? he was a bird

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

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