Why don't vampires like garlic? Every vampires was raped by a garlic salesman.

I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

What did the guy say to the girl when he was holding a tool? You're a tool????

Ham sandwich

why did the chicen cross the road? because it saw an excellent deal on hair products on the other side of the street.

Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he needed to get to the other side and he was using a crosswalk

who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

What did the girl say when she got her period? Nothing, why would she want anyone to know?

You know what it means when a priest lays his watch down on a podium? Absolutely nothing

A black man is driving a nice car when he's suddenly pulled over by the police. "Do you know why I pulled you over?" asks the cop. "No officer" replies the black man. "You have a taillight out. However I'm going to just let you off with a warning because you seem like an upstanding citizen. Have a nice day."

i don't hate you because your fat ...your fat because i hate you

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

How does Steven Hawkings refresh after a long day of work? F5

Why couldn't the fan turn on? Because it was broken.

What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

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Womens rights.

YO MAMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA-HOOP THIER A CHEERIO

Robin, get in the car!

#IsaiahAfterAD&B

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