- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

whats worse than a kane nothing

What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

Me

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

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