The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

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a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

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Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

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Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

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What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

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Simba was moving slow,so I told him to MUFASA!!!

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

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Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

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what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

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An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

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Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

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Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

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George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

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What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

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the top 6 dictators who have died this year Moammar Gadhafi Kim Jong IL Osama bin ladden Saddam Husein Steve jobs Internet Explorer

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What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

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What do you call a baby with no future? A baby dying at birth.

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Why does a black man have a bicycle? He bought it with his own money.

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On the next line im going to write a joke: George W. Bush

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In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

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