Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

What is better than tissues? Correct!

Suck pussy

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

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Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

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