- Anti Joke

Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

Doctor Doctor i have a shoe in my braces. I bet it smells haha.

White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

Why did the monkey die? he was stapled to a grenade

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom likes dick and so do you

Whats fuzzy and greenand if it falls from a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Polity ask him to stop.

Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

In what way are a pile of deceased children and a Ferrari F430 similar? Neither can be found in my garage, nor anywhere under my possession. As for the Ferrari, this is an unfortunate truth. Due to Ferraris' high level of desirability, and to their low supply, the cost of one such car is much more than an average person can afford. As for the pile of deceased children, anyone in possesion (for lack of a better term, as one can not truly possess another human being, even post mortem) of such a grotesque thing is probably too sick and twisted to be submitting jokes with no apparent climax in hopes of stimulating the minds of the joke's readers sense of humor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

Mexicans are inferior because! BEECUZ! Listen buddy, to be honest, I get girls every now and then because I am what they all want me to be, myself. You are a great friend as far as I am concerned, and I care a lot about you considering I saw you once like... 13 years ago, but I do not spend an entire night chatting with someone on horsehead network out of all things unless that person means a lot more than sex for me... Hell, if I did not feel that nice about you, I would not even have wanted to, and that sounds really awkward for a guy like me to say, believe me, you wont be losing a friend. AS LONG AS YOU KEEP GIVING IT TO ME! I am joking, but this is who I am (sadly) I have many female friends, and yeah well, some I well you know, I am just not the kind of guy that listens to girls sob stories, and pretend to be their gay best friend, while I watch someone bad ass come and bang her... Nah, I am more like that bad ass banger, except I dont break girls hearts afterwards. Seriously, I am really fond of you, to the point where I will say something guys mostly do not say: If you are feeling pressured into stuff, then dont do it, you wont be losing a friend, I wanna spend an intimate night with you (day, shower, on the breakfast table all that) but thats because I really like you, we have built some intimacy in pretty short time if you ask my opinion... See? Now I am being honest and leaving myself vulnerable, and I do that because I honestly care about you.

If you are reading this you are a nerd

What do an elephant, and a banana have in common? Neither one is an ambulance.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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