why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

jd and zach loves vigina

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

Getting up, the 2nd hardest thing in the morning.

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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