What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

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Did you just admit being considerate? I do not care about who gets the last comment anymore, I need to tear my face away from the screen ASAP.

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What's the one good thing about being a paraplegic? Nothing.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

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I <3 Hitler

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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I'm 23, just like most people my age.

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a man walks into the bar and say, OUCH!!

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What's funnier than a chicken? nothing.

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What did my uncle get for Christmas? Me... MagicMonkey

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I read the terms of service.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? I don't know. The woodchuck won't chuck wood.

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What's worse than a baby on a mattress? A baby under a mattress.

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What do you call a bear. Rob.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

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Once i was walking down the street when i saw a homeless man As i leant to give him money he jumped up and stabbed me. Now i don't approach drunk strangers with hangovers

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Bitch

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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Why did Martha Stewart's skin hurt? My friend has a skin condition :( and is dying, skin cancer is not something to make fun of.

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What did the blonde say when she saw a box of cheerios? "Lovely, I think I'll have some of these for breakfast today. The wholegrain will be good for me."

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what do mexicans and grass have in common You find them both in your front yard

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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