- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

Black people in Camden NJ.

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

I was once a hamster.

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

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