- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Thre jews walk into a bar i lied it was a gas chamber

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

Whats Better Than an Anti Joke? sex...

Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

So there is a blind man... and he walks past a fish market and takes a deep breath and says"Oh boy it sure does smell like fish out here".

If Johnny can hold 7 bottles of Vodka in one hand and 6 cans of beer in the other, what does Johnny have? A drinking problem.

What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

Jack and jill went up a hill to get some water. Jack fell down, twisted his ankle, and continued to roll. He broke his spine and collar bone and he was later taken to the hospital. Later that night he died because the doctors couldn't do anything. Jill then killed herself in mourning.

Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know I asked you

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse becomes depressed. He didn't ask to look like this. He drinks himself into a stupor, and then crashes into another car on the highway on the way home, killing a family of five. The horse is now in jail for life.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

Why did the wife scream when she saw her husband? Because he was dead

What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

The first few weeks of joining weight-watchers...you're just finding your feet.

What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

A paraplegic wheels himself into a bar. The barman asks, 'What can I get you?' 'Nothing,' replies the paraplegic, 'I've just pissed myself and I need you to help me clean myself up.'

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a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

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