why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

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Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

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What do you call a sheep with big teeth? Mitch

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What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

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oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

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So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

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Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

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If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

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What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

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Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

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A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sex with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"

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What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

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who ate all the food in zimbabwe? Nick bigg.. he later died of cancer and aids

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What does a homeless man get for Valentines Day? Divorce papers

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8 muslims walk into a bar You know why. Because their suicidal bombing plans were put off until Tuesday

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What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

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why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

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A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

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if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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