- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, there's a lion loose in Colchester. Should've gone to Specsavers... [L]

whats brown and fluffy? brown fluff

A man told his wife to go make him a sandwich. She said no.

What did one cow say to the other cow? Moo

Why did the girl scream for help? She was being raped.

Why was Rodney afraid of Chung Lee? Because Chung Lee is an intimidating person, capable of literally ripping your face off.

Math teacher: I have 5 bottles in one hand, and 6 in the other. What do I have? Student: A drinking problem. _._._

How are jello and frankenstein alike? Both green, both alive, and bill cosby didn't make me want either.

roses are green violets are green i was drunk last night

why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

A old man walks into a hospital He doesn't come back out

Why did the man jump off a cliff? Because he was committing suicide.

Why did the man paint his dog blue? He has some strange mental condition and is incapable of controlling his own actions.

blargen fa-diddle nachen!

What's cooler than living on the sun? Everything, because the sun is the hottest entity in the entire universe. Plus, who'd want to live on the sun?

Why couldn't the dumbass go to colledge? He couldn't open the door.

Two clarinets were locked in a case for 20 years. They both play well.

What did the astronaunt say to the doctor? Hola!

Q. What do you call a deceased rodent A. Deadmau5

What do a carrot and a kangaroo have in common? Nothing...

Your momma is so stupid, because she didn't get a proper education

Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

Pete and Repete are sitting on a fence. Pete falls off. Pete suffers from a scraped knee and a bruised tailbone.

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