- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

What is black and looks like a person A black person

Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

My mom told me to shut up because I was screaming as I was strangled.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

A dog was barking at a tree

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

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