I do not want to know, you want to TELL ME so that I can increase the potency of the hypnotic suggestion by... Lets say... A number that if I said would work instantly? I wrote CONDOMS ARE FOR PUZZIES... Which kinda makes sense... Just a line, from the worst game ever.

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

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how do you turn your dishwasher into a garbage disposal? make her take out the trash.

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The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

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What can an elevator do that a mexican can't? Raise a family.

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

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roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

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run farther?

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

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How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

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Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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Thats what she said......about the project proposal, it was some really valuable input.

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

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Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

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Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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