A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

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Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

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Women's Rights

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Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

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What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

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i cant STAND cripple jokes

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Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

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I hate long jokes -_-

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what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

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Ron Paul for President!

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Happy Monday!

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What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

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Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

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How do you make a clown happy? You sucks it's dick

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Q: whats big gray and cant swim A: a castle

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Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Apple

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A man is working at a bar. He feels a fly graze his left index finger, which has become a bit sweaty. The man rubs the finger for a moment, then continues to slice grapes for a customers synthetic japanese glue farm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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