- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

your mama so old, shes dead.

why did sally drown cause she was black

Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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