ring around the rosie ... your dead

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

Two blondes walk into a building......you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

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How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

I put my baby in a microwave.

How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

Why was the women's underwear red?... Because she got stabbed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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