- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

I brought a parachute as carry on luggage, I was pulled aside at security and missed my flight.

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

why did the kid with no legs get eaten by wolves? he couldn't get away

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of Elephants coming over the hill? Oh look, a herd of Elephants coming over the hill.

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

The $5.00 Foot-long at Subway's is actually $5.45 due to tax.

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

an emo girl walked into a white room

What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

a man walks into a bar he has a drinking problem and we are all consered

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

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