- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

feminists.

What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

While i was driving, my son asked, 'Have you had an accident in the last 5 years Dad?' And I replied, 'You're almost four now son'.

you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

Here come the elephants over the hill!

what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

speech and debate.

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

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