An man walked into a bar. Unbeknownst to him, the bar happened to be a having a Rave party. The man, having epilepsy, proceeded to have a seizure. Luckily, a paramedic was there and saved his life.

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

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Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

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scientology.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

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What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

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Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

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Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? He's blind. Also he is dead.

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Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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A black student graduated High School

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Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

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A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

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Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

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Praise Paisley

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How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

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Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

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What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

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Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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