- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

how do u make an infant cry? hit it in the face with a full grown salmon.

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

Why did the purse kill a circus yeast? Secks

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

What kind of bread makes pickles? Dill Dough

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

your a vagina says you, your a booby

I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

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Why was the boy walking in circles? One of his feet was nailed to the floor...

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