- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? He's blind. Also he is dead.

A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

What's a foot long and slippery A dick

What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

My name is me I like fired chicken!

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

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