- Anti Joke

Pop Fiction last words. guess who edition: "Okay okay you win again Batman! Ahahaha hohohoho hehehehe! Wanna hear a new jo... Eh... what are you doing with that gun?" "Why did I not just take a step or two to the side during the five hours and over thirty episodes he kept charging that Kamehameha?" "Bah I cannot die as long as my ego is full! Are these really the ratings on my latest game? H0moerotic? Childish? A sociopath? Oh man..." Moral: Your red thumbs cannot hurt me! Im the moralmanBitch! HOAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!

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Everyone was standing in a bank happily Three muslims walk in Everyone continues their everyday lives coz we live in a non racist society and nothing could go wrong Then the building blew up

Why did the hobo get hit by a bus? He wanted to kill himself.

what's pink and fluffy? pink fluff

The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

A blonde, a brunnette, and a red head all jump from the top of a building. They all land at the same time because of Newton's 3rd Law

What's your guys names?

A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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