- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

Why didn't Susie's dad come home on time? He was dragged into a dark alley, then stabbed in the eye. When his body was found 2 days later, Susie couldnt stand the loss and hung herself the day after her father was found.

Why did the black man almost go to jail? He rolled a 6 in monopoly, if it was a 7, he would've been sent straight to jail without passing "go"

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

why did the semen cross the road? i wore the wrong sock today.

What is the difference between a baby and a log? I don't have a log in my fireplace

What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house No Neither has he.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

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