What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

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There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

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What did the cookie monster eat? Food

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identical jokes get different votes.

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What did the mute boy get for his birthday? i dont know he didnt tell me

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what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

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Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

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What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

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Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

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THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

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What's white and gluey Glue

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How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

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What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

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A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

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Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

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Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

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What happened after jimmy cheated on a test. Jimmy went home.

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What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

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You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

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Welcome to Horsehead! 1. Our servers are derpy right now, do yourself a favor and never come back, oh yes they are gonna be derpy right then too! 2. THIS IS MY WORLD PEOPLE MYYYYY WOOOOOOOORLD!... ...Ps: My world sucks. 3. Antijokes 30000 per day, other stuff, Zero. (30000 by me) 4. You: People better like me because I dont like myself. Me: I like myself FUCK PEOPLE! FUCK YOU! (thats me on horsehead) welcome to die! 5. IRIS... IRIS! WHAT AM I TYPING FOOOOOOOOOOOOR!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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