What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

YEAH THEY DO!

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

Liverpool City Football Club

Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

your face is kinda funny

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

why did the fish get flushed down the drain? because it was dead

Hi, this is luke. Luke, I am your father. I burned my father's body after he died saving my life on a large space station. You're not my father, stop calling.

Why did the kid die last night? because his mum stabbed him multiple times in the chest.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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