- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

Why did the Negro say no to the Aryan? It doesnt matter what he said! thats racist!

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Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

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