- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? Ones fun to jump on, the others just a trampoline.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

why did the asian man get straight A's? because he worked hard and studied everyday

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

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