- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when you take cheese that isn't yours? Stolen bitch, your under-arrest!

What do you call a Chineses filled with bus?

What doesn't kill you and doesn't make you stronger? Aids

Why did the heroin addict get staff infection? His skin broke open multiple times without proper cleansing.

Why did the man punch NUGE in the face? Because he got angry that NUGE was being such a BA person and he was jealous of NUGE'S style and he just got dumped by his ugly as poop mom which was eating Anti Chicken.

Why is the blonde so upset? Her mother is dying from cancer.

What happens if you Put a Mental Patient in a cage He goes crazy, Develops schizophrenia and Eventually dies of Many Incurable Diseases

A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

A blind man accidentally walks into a gay bar. The bartender escorted him out and pointed him in the right direction.

What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

How do you sink a Polish battleship? You breach the hull.

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

A child walks into a classroom.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

Suzy:I love you like a fat man love cake. Dave:(proceeds to say nothing as he is fat and is buzzy eating cake)

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

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