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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You are in a room with hitler and bin Ladin. You have a gun with 1 bullet. Who do shoot? Don't worry you don't have to make that decision. They are already both dead

Obama being reelected.

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

You are so ugly that when you were born the doctor didn't say anything to your mother because he has social manners.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "What will it be tonight?" He then promptly remembers he is on anti-joke.co but is too late to react. The horse has already shit on the floor. This is the fifth time this week that this has happened.

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

Why does the man ignore his wife? Because he is dead.

Justin Beiber is a good singer

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

Why didn't the Mexican have car insurance? Because he was 12 years old and didn't have a car so he had no need for car insurance.

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

What did the black man say to his wife? Nothing, she had died earlier that year after a long battle with cancer.

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

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