- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

1+2 = 6

Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

Many people of many races do many things every day.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

What has one head, three eyes and seven legs? A cow with a tri-pod rammed up it's arse. The third eye is a result of a birth defect.

What do you call a Chineses filled with bus?

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the farmer let him out, and he found a road to cross!

What did the boy without arms get in his Christmas present? A pair of gloves. Just kidding, he didn't open it yet.

What do you call it when you take cheese that isn't yours? Stolen bitch, your under-arrest!

Why did the heroin addict get staff infection? His skin broke open multiple times without proper cleansing.

Why is the blonde so upset? Her mother is dying from cancer.

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