How can you tell when a African man is lying? Like any other person you would use a lie detector.

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a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

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Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

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A negro named Kanye walks into a Tavern... He's stoned to death.

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A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

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why was the old man on the ground he fell

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what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

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* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

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your skull would make a nice pen holder

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Q. Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven raped a three year-old child.

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What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

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What is green fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

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Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

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What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

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Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

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A duck flies into a bar. The bartender allows it to stay because it turns into a beautiful swan. The goose then lays a golden egg and the bartender stares in awe as a giant bean stalk grows out of the egg. He's ecstatic and really glad he let the flamingo stay with all the wonderful colors and magic going on.

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Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

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what du u call a aplle raisni in the hotr sun? graep duahahahahahahejejejejejejahahahejejejwyan

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the Altar Boy shortly after sex? Nothing. The feelings of shame and revulsion the priest felt about what he had just done meant he couldn't look him in the eye let alone talk to him.

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What's black and white and nailed to the floor? A skunk that's nailed to the floor.

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Jew logic fail: Jew: We have endured suffering for thousands of years! Guy: And how old are you again? Jew: eight. Moral: If you see a goddamn moral in this one then post it yourself :P

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- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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