- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

A dog was barking at a tree

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

Romans rights.

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