Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

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What did Selena Gomez say to JB? We're breaking up cuz u smell like French fries and you look like a poop

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what did the postman say to the dog, nothing he doesnt speak dog....... but his mother in law does.

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Roses are red violets are blue, I have no pickup line, just Get your tits out

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why did the black man leave his home because there was a hurricane that would have killed him if he stayed.

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theres this guy that i REALLY like but today he was putting something in my locker, it was gumbie the little green bendy thing but i didnt want it to be in my locker so i slammed my locker, except the only thing was that his pinky was in the way!!!! oh gosh i felt soooooo bad!!!! turns out he went to the hostpital and got stitches!!!!!!! that made it worse on me!!!!!! he said he was finee but i still cant let that go!!!!!

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What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? The Holocaust

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Q: What did the pedestrian say to the bus driver that hit him? A: Nothing, he died.

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you: have you seen the movie constapated them:no you:its because it hasen't come out yet

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Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

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Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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010010101210001010 You dirty girl

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Knock knock Who's there? Justin Bieber OH MY GOD REALLY?! No.

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Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

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A duck walks into the bar, buys a beer, steals your woman, wins a bar fight, pistol whips a police officer, departs and shouts Aflac

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whats worse than a baby impaled on your lawn... the universe being consumed by a giant albino ape with over sized testicles

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Q: What did the prostitute ask the officer? A: Where were you stationed? I have a lot of respect for our boys in the Middle East.

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Why did the man look up into the sky? carrot cake

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If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Seeing as this situation is logically impossible considering that Adolf Hitler died in the year 1945 and Osama bin Laden was born in the year 1957, I would be in a room with just a black guy and two bullets. Then I would proceed not to shoot the black guy on the fact that I enjoy the talking and learning about cultural diversities between the black and white races.

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"Hey hey hey, did you hear the joke about the guy with terminal cancer?" "No." "Sorry to break it to you then."

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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Nock nock Who's there K K who? You forgot the K

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