Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

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Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

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What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

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Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

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Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

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"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

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When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

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what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

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Why are tests such a pain in the ass? Because your vomiting shit you'd learned the night before.

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Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

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What is duke oxtoby? legend.

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What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

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What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

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what to call someone thats gay zak

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Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

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Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

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Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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