what did the african boy get for christmas? what does his ethnicity or his place of origin have anything to do with what he gets for christmas

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for her birthday? A S.T.D

What did the cow say to the other cow? "Baaa", he had an identity crisis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, technically speaking, chickens lack the capability to cross said road because chances are that it was a highway because highways cover 64% of america's roads. This being said, the possibility of a chicken being able to cross is is highly improbable. So to answer the question.... BACON!!!

What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

why did the boy fall off his bicycle? because his dad threw a refrigerator at him.

Why did the fireman die? For various reasons,one was because he was burnt alive.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

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