Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

whats white and sticky glue

What do you call a blue chair A black person

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

You know what's funny? Rape

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Stop Iran! We need the money.

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

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Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

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why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

I wrote a funny joke.

Hi, my name is Jake.

Jake: When was war of 1812? Harry: 1812 Jake: Oh.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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