- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

Robin, get in the batmobile

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

This is not funny.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

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