My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is black.

How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

Yo Momma So Fat!

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

Anti Joke

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