- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari. There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

Why weren't the two gays invited to the office party? Because there is no office party until december, therefor no one was invited.

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

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