- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The name "Hunter Barksdale".

What's white, black and can't fit through a man hole? A nun with a spear in their head

Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

Did you hear about the man with 3 balls? He liked tennis

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

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