whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

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Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

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why did the baby have a hole in its head? it was shot

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Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

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What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

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What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" After hearing this common expression, the horse looks up at the bartender. With this look, the bartender realizes that he has been speaking to I'll Have Another. Aware his faux pas, the bartender apologizes and pours him a free drink. The free drink does little for I'll Have Another's crushed dreams.

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1 + 1 ? Hmm, I don't know, maybe 2 but I could be wrong.

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What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

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Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

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q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

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Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

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Why? Why not?

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A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

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Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

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What happens when you roll a quarter down the street in Mexico? It rolls for a small period of time but eventually it falls over and stops rolling because quarters aren't able to roll very far on imperfect surfaces.

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A mother took her little boy to church. While in church the little boy said, "Mommy, I have to pee." The mother said to the little boy, "It's not appropriate to say the word 'pee' in church. So, from now on whenever you have to 'pee' just tell me that you have to 'whisper.'" Then the mother, realizing how her son could later become confused, clarified. She said, "You can say you have to pee as long as you say it in a quiet voice." The boy understood. There were no problems afterwards.

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Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

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Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

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What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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