- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

What is black and white and sleeps a lot? A tired zebra.

What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

Y u do dis?

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

what's worse then a blowjob?

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

okay i know you read this far but this is the turning point

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

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