- Anti Joke

So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

why are balck people black because they are

An atmosphere goes into one bar. Which is pretty normal since it is roughly the regular value of the atmospheric pressure on Earth at sea level

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

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what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke