What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

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How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

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what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

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Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

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What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

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What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

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How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

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Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

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what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

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NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

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Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

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A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

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What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

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What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

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Yo mama so fat.

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Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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