- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

Why wasn't the black man allowed on the golf course? Because a wealthy business man had rented out the entire course for a very important international investor.

Back in my day,we used to have Johnny Cash,Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have higher divorce rates.

Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

A woman walks into a bar She is raped.

Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a rapist.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

The sentence below is an anti-joke.

An asian, mexican, and a black guy walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "get the hell out"

Horse.

"Knock knock." "No."

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

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