What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

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when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

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How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

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why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

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Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

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What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

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Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

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why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

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What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

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Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

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what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

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What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

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how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

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Welcome to Horsehead! 1. Our servers are derpy right now, do yourself a favor and never come back, oh yes they are gonna be derpy right then too! 2. THIS IS MY WORLD PEOPLE MYYYYY WOOOOOOOORLD!... ...Ps: My world sucks. 3. Antijokes 30000 per day, other stuff, Zero. (30000 by me) 4. You: People better like me because I dont like myself. Me: I like myself FUCK PEOPLE! FUCK YOU! (thats me on horsehead) welcome to die! 5. IRIS... IRIS! WHAT AM I TYPING FOOOOOOOOOOOOR!

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

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How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

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How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

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do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

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Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

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Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

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Your mom went to college

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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