knoc knock! who's there? poo on! poo on who? you!

How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Why are trees green? I have no idea

Smelly Indians.

Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

Committing Suicide #YOLO

A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

There was a black and a mexican man in a car. Who was driving? None of them; it was the police driving.

A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

How did the girl get rid of a fever? She took medicine.

so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

What are blacks scared of? The kkk

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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