Yo mama is so poor she used the welfare system and is a family of 4 and has a successful business now

man1:did you know hellen keller had a dog? man2: no man1: neither did she

There was a irishmen in his house. He was thirsty. so he drank some water

What happens when you poke a ghost that is on the edge of a building?? Ghost aren't real, so therefor you will fall of the building and die????

A Fat person walks out of mcDonalds

Would you spit or swallow? Well, in circumstances when i am eating or drinking, i would swallow. Although if i had something disgusting in my mouth i would spit

So after 2 years of dating, the man thought the woman actually loved him. So to find out they took a ski trip and during their day they were on the chairlift and the man asked the woman "Do you love me?" The woman replied "No...I'm just in it for the sex, but that's a nice ski mask you have on"

How come there aren't any Mexicans on Star Trek? The show already had several minority characters, and the producers felt that the addition of a Hispanic actor or actress would have added nothing of value to the series.

Why is three afraid of four? Because four ate five.

Yo mama so fat! She should be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem that can lead to a heart attack. Also STOP EATING MCDONALDS.

A black man walks into a store with a gun. It is a gun store and he needs to buy amunition after using all of his to fend of a home invader, and protect his family. He lives in a bad area because he never went to college and cannot get a well paying job in this economy, so he can't afford to buy a house in a better area He then used the gun to rob a bank. He no longer lives in a poor area

Patient: Doctor Doctor I think I have HIV! Doctor: Wtf to that one...

Why was the little boy sad? Because he was raped.

knock knock who's there boo Jenny had a heart attack due to the scare, she was taken to hospital and died

Wanna hear a joke? WNBA

What do you call a woman who has huge breasts? Sarah, for instance.

To mamma so fat..............nuff said

A blind man walks into a bar. The shopkeeper says, "the bar is nextdoor." The man walks out.

Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

A bear and a rabbit are walking i n the woods until they spot a magic genie. The bear mauls the rabbit because it is the rabbit's natural predator and is indifferent to the genie because it has no prior education on persian mythology.

Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a blender? A: None. It is a sick and depraved act that is probably illegal anyway.

What's wrong with the axe murderer that lives down the street?? Nothing.

An unarmed man robbed a bank today, he failed because he had no way of carrying the cash out.

Why didn't the Baby wake up? Because it was dead

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