What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

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I mustache you a question. But I'll shave it for later.

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How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

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what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

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Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

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Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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Why did the horse stop running? His master beat him to death.

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how many dead guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6

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Q. What's the best thing to do before you get in a car accident? A. There's actually not much you can do in a car accident, considering you probably will never expect it, and it happens relatively too fast to react.

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Q: What do you do when you see a man with no arms and no legs walking down the street? A: You wonder how the hell he is walking

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Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

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How many police officers does it take to secure 3 hooded black men? However many police are on duty.

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Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

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I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

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a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

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Dimes are silver Pennies are brass Why does your face look like an a**

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I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120 mph car crash

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

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What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

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Once upon a time

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Pianos.

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how do you call a big red creature eating rocks? the big red rock eating creature.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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