- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are Violets. Screw this poem. Potato.

What's worse than rain on your birthday? Dying

A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

What did the teenage girl get for her birthday? Pregnant.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

There are two muffins in an oven neither can say anything at the moment, however, because both are in excruciating pain.

What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

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