- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

a black man pays his child support

How do you break up with a guy? you kick him in the nuts.

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

Kindness is like peeing in your pants, Everyone can see the results, but only You can feel the warmth

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Please give money to a local Jew we have had such a bad time please ONLY people who are Jews.

What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

-What did the policeman say to the boy? -Hello.

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

A blond walks into an electronics store. Then she promptly walks out, as she got the wrong store.

Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

Boy: Hey girl if I had hand-cuffs, I’d lock myself to you right now! Girl: I would find that extremely creepy.

Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

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