Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

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A man walks into a bar, gets caught in a knife fight, and dies horribly. The funeral was closed casket.

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What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried. The chicken was run over by a distracted driver. The chicken turned out to be Farmer Brendan's prized egg hen who wandered away. The hen provided a large portion of Brendan's income and living. The farmer, deprived of his vital income source, was forced to sell his farm and live on the city streets.

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here's a chuck norris fact: Chuck Norris is 5'10 and lost to bruce lee!

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Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

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what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

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Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

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Why was the five-year old lying in the middle of the sidewalk? Because he was dead.

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What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

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Penis chickens

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Kyle grund parker coffey

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A Mexican, German, and a black man walk into a bar... They promptly exit due to the access amount of tobacco fumes in the air.

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Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

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how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

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why did the kid die? his mom shot him

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Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

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What happened when the paraplegic man went into the bar? Nothing the man couldnt get into the bar because the bar has no wheelchair ramp.

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Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

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Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

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Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

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Why did the elephant cross the road? I don't know

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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