- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? no eyed dear what do you call a dear with no head? dead!

Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

How do you get a blonde out of a tree? Shoot her in the head.

How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why did the chicken cross the buffet table? To get to the other sides.

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

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Hey, have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. Neither has he.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

knock knock whose there? suck my a s s barf

What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

What did your mother say after I beat her? Nothing, because she was dead.

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