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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

do you know what was a good idea? not last night

If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

Roses are red, Violets are red, My house is red, I am on fire

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

What starts with Pu and ends with Y, And homosexuals tend not to like them. "Pushy" People.

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