- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

What's under the first mate? The second mate.

Do You Know You Have Cancer?

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

the holocaust

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

What did the man say to the woman? get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

Yeah i'm into fitness, Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.

whats red and smells like blue paint? blue paint on the rag

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

Doctor Doctor! I think i'm epileptic! I'm not the Doctor, I'm the receptionist. You're a hypochondriac, now wait in the Que, like everybody else Mrs. Davis.

What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

What do you call a purple chicken eating a bicycle? A purple chicken eating a bicycle

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

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