A: My dog has no nose. B: How does it smell? A: Terrible.

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Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

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What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

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How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

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why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

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Billy Mays and Michael Jackson are up in Heaven, because they died recently.

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Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

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roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

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Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

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why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

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Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

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Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

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your mom is so fat.

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

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what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

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Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

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Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

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Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

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-I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

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Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

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