- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

What do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting on a doorstep? Whatever his name happens to be

Adam: knock knock!! Eve: who's there? Adam: don't be silly, just open the f*cking door!!

My momma's so ugly she had to get plastic surgery. Now I need it.

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

What do you get when you cross batman and superman? One egotesticul idiot SOB aka mofo ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

What's an anti joke? Then I ate my digestive biscuit.

Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

Whats the most impotent thing to remember when your going skateboarding? A skateboard.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

Kevin Spacey is Kaiser Solze

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

A woman walked out of the kitchen.

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