- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

what happens when you throw a rock in the water? it gets wet

How do you get girls to watch a crappy movie? Tell them Taylor Lautner is in it.

Q: How many Jews can fit in a car? A: 5 in a standard mid sized sedan, or 7 in an SUV

ew. I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man on earth! ...that's what she said!

A girl hands her boyfriend her phone and says it's his dad. He throws it on the ground exclaiming, "My dad's not a phone, duh!"

what did the window say to the other window nothing they are both inanimate objects

Whats the worst way to find out your married. Hungover

There are two muffins sitting in an oven, one muffin says to the other; boy it's hot in here. the other other muffin doesn't reply because it's a muffin, muffins don't talk. Now consider that the first muffin was a squirrel, A TALKING SQUIRREL!

yo momma so fat, it appears she has two chins

How do you greet a small mexican man at Chuck E. Cheese? Whatsup Jose

How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

the more I study the more I know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, why study?

What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

Daddy look! Roses! No son, those are rhododendrons... Daddy how do you spell rhododendrons? Uh... never mind son those are roses. So... Daddy how do you spell roses? Son, never mind that is a dog. So daddy how do you spell... SHUT UP! Moral: I put a spell on you.

A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

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