What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

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once upon a time a guy thought he wrote an original anti joke but it wasnt

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How many jews does it take to change a baby's diper? I don't know my wife will do it.

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HEY.... HEY YOU..... YEA YOU! IM TALKING TO YOU!!! yolo

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what do you call a black person with no legs or arms? A poor man that clearly was inflicted very badly.

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what's better than winning the special olympics?.. Not being retarded

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Q: What do you do when you see a half dead black guy on your front lawn? A: Call the ambulance because he is dying

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future

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What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

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Q: What did the monkey say to the parrot? A: I like trains so feed me bananas!

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I used to be an adventurer like you, until old age slowly took away my ability to move and go adventuring

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Q: Whats worse than finding 10 babies in a trash can? A: Finding 1 baby in 10 trash cans!

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Albert, there is a dead, FLY in your hair.

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A man walks in a bar he talks to the bartender aand he tells him a joke about him and hs friends. how do you find out his name? You killl the bartenders friends and family untill he talks.

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What do you call a orphan with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Scrood

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why was the little girl crying? she just watched her whole family get murdered.

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How do you starve a Somalian? Too late.

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What did Jean Luc Picard say to Data when he saw a broken Janome Overlocker? Make it Sew

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Why did the woman cross the road? Why the hell is she out of the kitchen!

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There is an elephant, a zebra, a lion, and a black man. The black man is enjoying his visit to the zoo.

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y u no like me joke?

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A jew walks into a bar and asked for 5 shots the bartender replies to him "did you and your wife have a fight" "yeah now shes atheist"

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what did the father say to his son whom had only one arm? hey son.

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What do you call a man with no penis? WOahMan! O_o

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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