If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

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Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English.It is confused by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

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lucas sehnoun told me anti-joke was funny

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- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

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NA LINDOL BA KAPAG NATALON ANG MATATABA :8

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What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

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Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

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What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

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My wife made me a sandwich

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Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

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Why did billy fall down the stairs? He got pushed.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

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I asked a girl on a date. She said no.

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Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

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Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

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Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

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What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

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What does a black person call black friday? Friday

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Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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