- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

Knock knock Go away

suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

The teacher asks Timmy "why is your cat at school today?" Timmy says, crying, "Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm going to eat that pussy when the kids leave.' so I'm saving him!"

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

Why did this website get run into the dirt? Because you they let idiots like me post whatever I want. _CamelJocky

What was Hellen Kellers biggest mistake? Knock knock jokes

How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

Why is Kony so mean? He used to date your mom.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was dead Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was stapled to the first koala

If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

What's black and yellow and flies? I dont know.

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? Spray paint it blue then shoot it with a blue elephant gun

How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

what is the tastiest veggie? veggies aren't tasty.

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