A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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lewis=cardiac

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bill goes to the room.. why? to fing a broom riddle boz full of burtiouse.

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The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

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knock,knock whos there? teddybear. teddybear who? a teddybear killed your family.

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mom.what is red and green? dad. what? mom. your mama dad. you Mack me cry mom gooooooooooooooooood girl. mom have you seen gmom mom.no dad. your mom killed her girl. rely mom. yes girl.thanks she suck dick for money and now i have to get a new bed so thanks mom.ya dad. so you want to be dead mom and girl. or u want to be dead dad. help me plz nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo mom.yes girl yes

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? The pizza does not scream in the oven

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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Fun Fact: If humans stood in a single file line around the equator, most of them would drown.

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Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DONT THUMBS UP THIS LIKE POST THIS ON 20 MESSAGES OR YOU'RE BEST MAKE THE MOST OF YOUR LIFE WITHIN THE NEXT 7 DAYS

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I like my 40's like I like my women, in ABUNDANCE.

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

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You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

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So much with being an author... You with the Feds? The CIA?

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If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

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Anti Joke

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