Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

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Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

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Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

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roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

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what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

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Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

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Where do baby apes sleep? In apricots

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Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

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What did the old man say when those damn kids stepped on his lawn? Nothing one of those kids killed him around three years back....

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what happens when you throw a rock in the water? it gets wet

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how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

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What's black and dangerous? A fridge, I lied about the black part.

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i like my coffee like i like my women ... with big titis

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

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What did the man order at KFC, in Miami? A face.

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Pete and Repeat were in a boat, Pete jumped out. Repeat was concerned-not only because his name was typically used as a verb and not something parents normally name a baby, but about why Pete would jump out of the boat? Pete wondered what to do next-should he jump in and see if Pete is okay? He also wondered if he should he change his name to Kevin.

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Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

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Why do so many Koreans go to medical school? Practicing medicine is a rewarding and respected career.

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What's a fun place to visit on the weekend? Uranus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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