Patient: Doctor Doctor! Doctor: Yes. Patient: I think I'm a moth! Doctor: You don't need a doctor, you need Mental help. Patient: Yes I know. Doctor: Then why are you here? Patient: The light was on.

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Blonde: Hey, what does "Idk" mean? Blonde's friend: "I don't know" Blonde: Thank you for telling me, that has been bothering me for quite some time now.

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What did the man say to th tiger? Nothing, a tiger is a dangerous and vicious animal. It then ripped him to pieces. Is family mourned after for a very long time till they came to grips with the death of the main income in their family. Aids

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

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I love it when i go into my classroom first thing in the morning, and the light are off... i always feel so Empowered... i walk in, and say Let There Be Light! while i lift my arms up and there was light.... omg! im god! O_O

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A man is pulled over because he is suspected of drunk driving. The officer comes to the window and is greeted by a man who then replies: What seems to be the officer, problem?

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Why couldn't the tractor start? The farmer lost the keys.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is a escaped mental patient that thinks 6 betrayed him

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Why don't traffic lights go swimming? Because they aren't sentient or animate, and therefore can't decide to undertake such an activity. Even if they were sentient, they wouldn't enjoy swimming as the water would damage their electrical works.

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rawrrrrrrrrrrr

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how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

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What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

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i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

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Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

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Know who had straight parents? Adolf Hitler.

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what did the man say to his wife? I love you

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Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

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What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

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What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

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What do you call a 2 storied house ?

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When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

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What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

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why do mexicans get made fun of

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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