So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

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I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

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Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

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What do You call a man with no arms or legs? Dead, He died of blood loss 3 hours ago

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A guy walks into a bar and says ouch.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says,"Why the long face?" The horse replies,"I have terminal cancer."

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a man walks into a bar and it hurts

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so...um, yeah

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Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

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yo mamma's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, everyone yelled "tsunami!".

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I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

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What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

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What do you call a rich black man? A auntrapanour who simply enjoys making more money than any average person

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The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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Me- hey hitler you lost soemthing. hitler- Vat? Me-world war two.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

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What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

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why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

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Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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