- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

why was the monster truck late to the rally.. because it had no driver

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

Your life

~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

hi mom

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

What do you get when you don't wear protection? A baby.

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

Roses are red. Violets are violet. Violet is a color already.

Black people stink of shite!

Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

Maths.

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