Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The chicken saw greater opportunities to find food on the other side

Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

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USA, one of the richest and most proud nations on this plan- VIETNAM 9/11 BYE FOR NOW!!!

what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

why doesnt jesus play hockey? he got nailed to the boards

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

How do you get rich? Sell knives at warped tour.

What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

Girl: That's pretty big. Boy: That's what she said. Woman: Yes, I enjoys large genitals.

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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