- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

Women's rights

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

How do you make a black man sad? Kill his entire family.

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None they just beat up the room for being black

Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

yolo your orange looks orange

Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

An Asian with a big dick.

Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

What do you call a needy person? A person whos needs need needs.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

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