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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I love it when i go into my classroom first thing in the morning, and the light are off... i always feel so Empowered... i walk in, and say Let There Be Light! while i lift my arms up and there was light.... omg! im god! O_O

Whats the difference between a house and a mouse If you think about it , quite a lot really

whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

Invisible Children Foundation.

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

A bus full of retarded kids got broken on his way. One kid suggested to the bus driver that the problem could be with the brakes, as that kid's father was a mechanic.

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

why did the chair brake? because a car smashed into it. where did it go? all the way to china. whats 3+4? why did the Chinese man get this wrong? Because a chair was in his head.

The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

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