- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

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what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

Why won't lance Armstrong survive 2012 Because he has cancer

knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

What did the black police officer say to the white police officer? We just got a call in. Four dead children were found in an alley behind a mall.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a car.

have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he....

Mack: Hello Jonathan: Hi Mack: My name is Mack, what's your name? Jonathan: My name is Billy Mack: You liar! I'm reading this post at anti-joke.com and whenever you reply, your name shows Johnathan! Johnathan: Well Mack, I guess you broke the 4th wall. By the way, this joke is over in 3, 2, 1...

If a girl sleeps with 20 guys, she's a slut. If a guy does the same... He's Gay.

What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

How many blondes did it take to screw in the lightbulb? Just one. She did a fine job.

What's green and has wheels? Weed. I lied about the wheels.

What do you call a bench full of white people The NBA

Whats he difference between a rock and a dead baby? I'm not spemding the rest of my natural life in an insane asylum for eating a rock!

Q: What does a Jedi say when another Jedi farts? A: Who sabered the cheese?

Man comes home and sees another dying man lying in the center of his house. He yells at the man, "HEY I DONT KNOW YOU" The man on the floor replies, "That's funny, my family used to say the same thing"

Knock, Knock Who's there Cluck Cluck who? Cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck - proceed to bob head and flap wings - cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck

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